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[30 Nov 2008|12:15pm] |
Soooooooooo, who killed enough attack turkeys to have leftovers until March?
Ohyeah. Turkey samiches are delicious.
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[22 Nov 2008|12:04pm] |
Love to eat turkey
cause its good
Love to eat turkey
Like a good boy should
cause its turkey to eat
So good
Turkey for me
Turkey for you
Lets eat the turkey
In my big brown shoe
Love to eat the turkey
At the table
I once saw a movie
With betty grable
Eat that turkey
All night long
Fifty million elvis fans
Cant be wrong
Turkey lurkey doo and
Turkey lurkey dap
I eat that turkey
Then I take a nap
Thanksgiving is a special night
Jimmy walker used to say dynomite
Thats right
Turkey with gravy and cranberry
Cant believe the mets traded darryl strawberry
Turkey for you and
Turkey for me
Cant believe tyson
Gave that girl v.d.
White meat, dark meat
You just cant lose
I fell off my moped
And I got a bruise
Turkey in the oven
And the buns in the toaster
Ill never take down
My cheryl tiegs poster
Wrap the turkey up
In aluminum foil
My brother likes to masturbate
With baby oil
Turkey and sweet potato pie
Sammy davis jr.
Only had one eye
Turkey for the girls and
Turkey for the boys
My favorite kind of pants
Are corduroys
Gobble gobble goo and
Gobble gobble gickel
I wish turkey
Only cost a nickel
Oh I love turkey on thanksgiving
I am grilling MY turkey. My Mom is coming down with her boyfriend, and I hope all my friends and family know they're invited too. Lots of food, ignoring the Seven aspect, and lots of football.
Happy Almost Turkey Day, gang.
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[10 Nov 2008|05:31pm] |
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Gah.
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| Text to Katie |
[10 Nov 2008|03:04pm] |
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Call me, if you need talk about what will happen.
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| Third Person - ZOMBIES! |
[27 Oct 2008|12:31pm] |
"Okay, Toto, okay. I'm going to the door." Wizard yawned as Toto kept barking at the front door. He sighed, looking at his dog. "But you know, this early on a Seven, it's gonna be bad."
He opened the door, and felt all the blood rush from his face. "... Baby?"
Gloria smiled. "Hello, darlin'."
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[18 Oct 2008|12:12am] |
... Ah HAH!
I'm NOT a virgin!
The world suddenly makes SENSE again! Oh, these crazy, crazy Sevens.
Huh.
When everyone else gets up, it's going to get pre-tty awkward around here.
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[15 Oct 2008|10:53am] |
Huh.
In the interests of science and testing Tampa's limits ... does anyone think I can make a car fly?
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| Third Person Closed |
[07 Oct 2008|04:24pm] |
"Jesus Christ, no one can take off!', Peter said in a rush, 'Because there's way too much chatter and no one is getting the right information out!' He was scared, because he wondered if was a terrorist attack." Pete said, looking around the hanger, his lips wide as he looked at the rest of the pilots.
Wizard pressed his lips together, and folded his arms over his chest, and looked at the rest of the guys. They all learned, pretty fast, that when they started talking they heard each other's thoughts. That had turned ugly fast, when one of the officers he was training found out that his wife was cheating on him with his partner.
He rubbed his forehead, sighing, "He took a deep breath, trying to keep his mind clear, as he didn't want anyone to start questioning his thoughts. 'Stay Zen', he said to himself, before he spoke, 'We stay calm. We stay on the ground. No one calls anyone else. We got to talk, we write each other notes'"
He looked around at them - the other pilots in his employ, the police officers, and mimed zipping his lips.
The last thing anyone needed to know was about him and Liv. Especially after him and Gloria.
He hoped to God Liv was still smarter than him and figured that out right away.
Hell, he hoped he managed to get through the day without saying anything about being reincarnated, for Christsakes.
And he was really, really glad he wasn't talking right now.
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[16 Sep 2008|09:24pm] |
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Starting a flight school for the police and sheriff's office? Best idea ever.
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[04 Sep 2008|11:27pm] |
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains.
That's it, tomorrow I'm taking Toto to the beach. I'm so overworked I feel like I haven't seen actual ground in weeks.
WHO'S WITH ME?
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[27 Jul 2008|11:11am] |
You wanna know what's awesome?
PLASTIC DINOSAURS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now if you'll all excuse me, T-Rex is trying to take over the land again. It should be a thrilling battle.
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[19 Jun 2008|10:26am] |
( Private )
Liv. I need to see you.
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[17 May 2008|10:25pm] |
Soooooooooooooooo I'm here at the Arches Cafe.
How is everyone? I ask from sheer curiosity.
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[11 May 2008|09:35am] |
Hm
Go back to flying plans for Mr. von Streuss, or become a flight instructor for the Air Force?
Decisions, decisions.
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[01 May 2008|08:46am] |
Well, we're in May.
I still have no idea what to do with my life. Besides live it.
And fly. I ... just can't go forward with the business, it seems. It's like it's tainted.
Suggestions are welcome.
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| Third Person - Storm Redux |
[19 Apr 2008|07:41pm] |
Wizard was down in the Channel District, leading people out of the streets and out of flooded cars to the Florida Aquarium, using his powers to pull open doors and keep them together against the torrents of rain. Luckily the flooding was lessening, but it was still bad enough for a lot of folks to huddle indoors.
He had just come inside from another round, looking mournfully at his socks, when a young woman burst through the door, calling out desperately, "Someone help me! The elevator in my parents apartment building shut down and my parents are trapped inside!"
Wizard moved towards the woman, putting one arm on her shoulder as he tried to soothe her. "The power is on everywhere else - I'm sure it'll be back online in about an hour --"
"You don't understand!" The woman grabbed him, shaking him roughly, "My father has a heart condition! He's gone into cardiac arrest, and because the electronics aren't working right I can't get in using anything!"
Wizard scowled at this, before he dragged her towards the gift shoppe, holding up his hand to the others. "I've got this, everyone stay here and stay calm -- do the front doors have plate glass?" The woman nodded her head, hugging herself and trying not to cry.
Wizard walked into the store and stole a t-shirt off the rack, urging the woman to follow him back outside. "Okay, what I'll do is break open one of the windows and " A red-headed woman suddenly appeared in front of him; he blinked at her and she handed him a lightsaber.
He stared at it, stared at her, and then flicked on the switch. A bright blue blade glowed.
Wizard didn't even have a chance to thank the woman before she disappeared again. The other woman with him gasped, but all he did was smile. Tampa, as always. He flicked the blade shut and attached it to his belt. "OR, we're going to handle this New Jedi Order, style. Come on, let's go save your dad."
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[11 Apr 2008|10:19am] |
( Private )
Hey Hugh, can I get my dog back?
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[07 Apr 2008|09:32pm] |
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someone help me?
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